Letter to That Mom at the Water Park….

Standing in a ridiculously slow line for the snack bar at a ridiculously over-priced and over-crowded indoor waterpark, I take slow even breaths as the cashiers try quite unsuccessfully to figure out how to remove french fries from an order and replace them with...

April Fool’s Tricks For Kids (or your better half)

Yeah, I know we are all tired.  But, April Fool’s Day is tomorrow.  I have three kids who have it coming.  All year long I am their taxi cab, nurse, maid, chef, psychologist… Tomorrow I  am going to enjoy myself.  Lucy freaks out if we talk about moving.  The...

I’m a Dance Mom, and Ready to Admit It

(Photo: Annie as a new ballerina, 2006) I spent the weekend at a dance competition.  Yes, I’m sort of a dance mom.  (Maybe not in the fake-eyelashes-hyper-competitive-brawling-with-other-dance-moms way, but we did recently acquire the costume travel duffel bag...